If N500 recharge card is all a girl needs to spread her leg like “quarter past nine,” good and fine. At least the rape menace could be curbed.
– Eddy Ngoha, Kano – (08037561163).

In a world where there is no conscience, expect anything!!! God save us. (08023649815)

I appreciate your moral lectures every Saturday. As for your article “whats your market value? My dear, the capital is no longer there. However it’s the same fate that awaits the tortoise and its seller. Men and women are both at the loser’s end. – M. Aburime, Ibadan (08039555701).

I read and enjoyed your article on Saturday March, 29th. If amazes me why many girls cheapen themselves for the sake of pea-nuts offered by men with no sense of value and dignity. Sometimes, I wonder if I really belong to the female specie. Keep up the good work.
– Banke (08026914008).

How do you do it? I’m tripped with your recent article “Intimate Affairs” our lecturer gave us. You’re a wonderful writer, keep it up.
–Jimmy, UniAgric, Makurdi. (08079447514).

Hi Funke your write up of March 29 is cool but you missed out the godly advantages. First, are married? If yes, would you feel great to find your husband unfaithful because our sisters now run after married men in destroying homes. Definitely, nemesis catches up fast these days, so they reap the ugly reward. You know, pay back. Do use your medium to “hala” more to the babes. Cheers – O. C, Abuja (08035047028).

Your article of March 29 is particularly interesting. It’s surprising how these girls sell themselves cheap… with no sense of decency.
– Vitalis, Enugu (08039559470).

I enjoyed your write-up on Whats your market value? but at least you can’t blame poverty to same extent. You have to use what you have to get what you want.
– Kester (08058852963)

You always talk against men in your column. Some women are confused and they have “fish brain,” they end up leaving good guys for smooth operators
– Oliver Udo (08033045326)

You are indeed a genius. Did you study “Men Thology” in school? Abeg, why is it that men don’t like good girls? No matter how good a girl is or whatever she does, they never appreciate
– Lami D; Jos. – (08035892599).
Sister, I just read your column of March 29, in fact, you’re too much May your advice never go in vain. Remain blessed.
– Milli. (0807129639).

I enjoyed your article on Saturday March 29, but I don’t like your idea of saying “(if you want to be bad be bad, be very bad)” it’s obvious that some girls have potential, they can change with any little thing that inspires them. When they become bad to guys, you know guys are devilish, it will instigate more unfair treatment of the girls. So, its not a good advice. (08073382896).

What you are doing is very good and nice. I salute you and please do continue with what you are doing, no matter what people say, especially men.
– Nafisa Mol’d Garba (B.U.K) Kano (07039075854)

With the way you criticise men in your column. I doubt/surprise if you are married. In case you are still searching. Funke, try me and I will show you the good side of men.
– (Solomon) Yenagoa – 08077081522.

Aunty Funke, you are too good. I enjoyed every bit of your write-ups keep it up, I envy your husband and children (08034482299).

Your piece “Intimate affairs” of 01/03/08 refers. I enjoyed it but have you found out why women accept the wanderers back? So women don’t cheat. Congratulations…I’m your fan. – 08059613696.

Hi madam, I am Charles, I read your article on Sunday march 1 and you are taking sides with the women. Most of these women push their husbands outside. A woman is supposed to respect, love and care for her husband. But if another lady is willing and ready to give him all these what, what do you expect. For the fact that a man cheats or cheated on you dos not mean all of them are the same. Do you know that men are genetically predisposed to seek more than one sexual partner? – 08074012207..

Hi, I hope you get this. I read your article of March 1st. re: When he wanders back to his ex. Though married, find myself in the same situation. She even has a son for him. Till now, they still see the secret. Some men aren’t fit to live among beings. Men‘re full of stupid ego. You have to carry out survey to know why. Thank you.
– (Toyin) -08020597909.


Male or Female?
Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

(1) FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

(2) PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

(3) TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

(4) HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

(5) SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

(6) WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

(7) TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

(8) EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

(9) HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

(10) THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying