Funke Egbemode Column [Intimate Affairs]

Topic Date
   
Alice in Strangeland Sunday, January 29, 2012
As Boko Haram keeps its promises... Sunday, January 22, 2012
Mr President, you fall my hand o Sunday, January 15, 2012
Jonathan married us on credit Sunday, January 08, 2012
2015: Nigeria going, going... Sunday, January 01, 2012
Only the living celebrate Sunday, December 25, 2011
Re: The god of eve and eva Sunday, December 18, 2011
The god of Eve and Eva Sunday, December 04, 2011
Dear mallam ibrahim lamorde Sunday, November 27, 2011
A better whip to beat your wife Sunday, November 20, 2011
Baba Suwe’s prolonged labour Sunday, November 06, 2011
Buried in the desert with Gaddafi Sunday, Octobber 30, 2011
Should I say yes, should I say no? Sunday, Octobber 23, 2011
Should I say yes, should I say no? Sunday, Octobber 16, 2011
Ten ailments, one solution Sunday, Octobber 09, 2011
Lessons from a rape Sunday, Octobber 02, 2011
The she-man Sunday, September 25, 2011
The village teacher Sunday, September 18, 2011
The petrol attendant and his nozzle Sunday, September 11, 2011
Oil-rich-for-nothing state Sunday, September 04, 2011
Do we need our own gaddafi? Sunday, August 28, 2011
We just want value-added lives Sunday, August 21, 2011
Nigeria without OBJ Sunday, August 14, 2011
Al-Mustapha’s can of cooked worms Sunday, August 07, 2011
A few ‘crazy’ men, please Sunday, July 24, 2011
As snakes set up shop Sunday, July 10, 2011
Before we lose our artificial virginity Sunday, July 03, 2011
Mr President, my point is… Sunday, June 26, 2011
Death is what it is…end of a phase Sunday, June 19, 2011
Can’t we have federal farms? Sunday, May 08, 2011
This is not our destiny Sunday, May 01, 2011
Mega party, mini politicians? Sunday, April 24, 2011
I’m voting in my office Sunday, April 17, 2011
Jega, this baby must be born Sunday, April 10, 2011
So what if the elections don’t hold? Sunday, April 03, 2011
Happy mothers’ day Sunday, March 27, 2011
Vote for my one-point agenda Sunday, March 20, 2011
PDP and the cattle community Sunday, March 13, 2011
Let’s pray for Abba-Aji Sunday, March 06, 2011
Irreversible damage Sunday, February 27, 2011
Lessons of the season Sunday, February 20, 2011
Valentine’s unholy war Sunday, February 13, 2011
Can’t we have federal farms? Sunday, February 06, 2011
CLEANING UP IJOSI Sunday, January 30, 2011
These are interesting times… Sunday, January 23, 2011
Who are teachers anyway? Sunday, January 16, 2011
New year prayer Sunday, January 09, 2011
No killing the Nigerian spirit Sunday, December 26 , 2010
I dare Jonathan and Atiku… Sunday, December 19, 2010
Market place politics Sunday, December 12, 2010
I want to be a lawmaker Sunday, December 05 , 2010
How obembe disgraced himself Sunday, November 28, 2010
No peace for the wicked Sunday, November 21, 2010
We need Staggered Labour Action (SLA) Sunday, November 14, 2010
How Agbeko village became extinct Sunday, November 07, 2010
Old men must learn from past errors Sunday, October 31, 2010
What would we remember you for? Sunday, October 24, 2010
So what if elections don’t hold? Sunday, October 17, 2010
Promoting Lagos-Ibadan to Benin-Ore road Sunday, October 10, 2010
One hell of a day.... Sunday, October 03, 2010
Now, we are in extra time Sunday, September 26, 2010
Randy lecturers and jungle justice Saturday, September 25, 2010
Let us pray again Sunday, September 19, 2010
When God seems so far away Sunday, August 29, 2010
Keep your shop open Saturday, August 28, 2010
I’m worried about today’s youth Sunday, August 22, 2010
I love Edo politics Sunday, August 15, 2010
Wife for one day Saturday, August 14, 2010
Why’s our past so better than our present? Sunday, August 08, 2010
Please, don’t take this seriously Sunday, August 01, 2010
From my mail box Sunday, July 25, 2010
Conversation with Octopus Paul Sunday, July 18, 2010
Still on the next President Sunday, July 11, 2010
Football out, movies in Sunday, July 04, 2010
The next President Sunday, June 27, 2010
I love probes Sunday, June 20, 2010
Our N10bn owambe party Sunday, June 13, 2010
One day with david mark Sunday, June 06, 2010
With a mother-in-law like this… Saturday, June 05, 2010
Readers’ parliament Sunday, May 30, 2010
Obasanjo on the march again…. Sunday, May 23, 2010
For second wives only Saturday, May 22, 2010
Why’s our past so better than our present? Sunday, May 16, 2010
In the departure lounge Sunday, May 09, 2010
The she-man Saturday, May 08, 2010
PDP!!! Share the... whatever Sunday, May 2, 2010
Of sick and unholy men Sunday, April 25, 2010
A world without women Saturday, April 24, 2010
Readers’ digest Sunday, April 18, 2010
The king who wanted to live forever Sunday, April 11, 2010
Four wolves and a lamb Sunday, April 04, 2010
Making good my threat… Saturday, April 3, 2010
That Sokoto thing Sunday, March 28, 2010
Variety is the poison of life Saturday, March 27, 2010
We have problems, serious problems Sunday, March 21, 2010
God, did you create Plateau State? Sunday, March 14, 2010
Wives of the rich also cry Saturday, March 13, 2010
Let’s move on Sunday, March 07, 2010
Extreme measures Saturday, March 6, 2010
Letter to Ag. President Jonathan Sunday, February 28, 2010
Waiting for coupists… Sunday, February 14, 2010
The Minister’s daughter Sunday, February 7, 2010
Living with a man who’s broke Saturday, February 06, 2010
While ministers self-destruct… Sunday, January 31, 2010
Living with a man who’s broke Saturday, January 30, 2010
And Baba Umoru spoke Sunday, January 24, 2010
Yar’Adua speaks to Obama Sunday, January 17, 2010
If yesterday returns Sunday, January 10, 2010
Wish you were somebody else’s wife? Saturday, January 9, 2010
Offshore democracy Sunday, January 3, 2010
Wish you were somebody else’s wife? Saturday, January 2, 2009
Happiness is… Sunday, December 27 2009
Finally, the prayer points… Sunday, December 20 2009
A get-well-soon card for Yar’Adua Sunday, December 13, 2009
Are the men still clapping? Saturday, December 12, 2009
Resignation speech Sunday, December 06, 2009
Re-And she died Saturday, December 05, 2009
Onyemaobi was once handsome Sunday, November 29, 2009
And she died Saturday, November 28, 2009
Radio tourism, 89.9 Sunday, November 22, 2009
Through the years Saturday, November 21, 2009
Impotent anger Sunday, November 15, 2009
5 worse things you can tell a guy Saturday, November 14, 2009
And the goat died Sunday, November 8, 2009
Fake Titus Sunday, November 1, 2009
We need more ministers Sunday, October 25, 2009
A better whip to beat your wife Saturday, October 10, 2009
How Agbeko village became extinct Sunday, September 20, 2009
Bedroom breakthrough Saturday, September 19, 2009
Gani, media’s lender of last resort Sunday, September 13, 2009
‘That’s how heartaches are made’ Saturday, September 12, 2009
Public lies married women tell Saturday, September 5, 2009
Why’s our past better than our present? Sunday, September 6, 2009
NTA Contract: Someone’s afraid of Akunyili again Sunday, August 30, 2009
The wrong boat Saturday, August 29, 2009
The tortoise and his father-in-law Sunday, August 23, 2009
And what exactly does Mrs Clinton want? Sunday, August 16, 2009
How Agbeko village became extinct Sunday, August 9, 2009
For second wives only Saturday, August 8, 2009
Why I won’t write today Sunday, August 2, 2009
When your husband is on loan Saturday, August 1, 2009
The MKO Abiola interview (2) Sunday, July 26, 2009
Marrying for the wrong reasons (2) Saturday, July 25, 2009
The MKO Abiola interview (1) Sunday, July 19, 2009
Marrying for the wrong reasons (1) Saturday, July 18, 2009
One Chance bus Sunday, July 12, 2009
Nakedly transparent Sunday, July 05, 2009
A world without women Saturday, July 04, 2009
Michael Jackson’s last dance Sunday, June 28, 2009
Are you married on credit? Saturday, June 20, 2009
Interesting times Sunday, June 14, 2009
Your marriage ain’t the worst Saturday, June 06, 2009
My best friend, Nigeria Sunday, May 24, 2009
Dear Domitilla Saturday, May 23, 2009
Koko, Kaka and I are taking a break Sunday, May 17, 2009
The gentleman suitor Saturday, May 16, 2009
I remember 1983 Sunday, May 10, 2009
The Vaswani calendar Sunday, May 3, 2009
I am above the law Sunday, April 26, 2009
A world without men Saturday, April 25, 2009
Madam Waziri and the terrorists Sunday, April 12, 2009
Mega party, mini politicians Sunday, April 12, 2009
‘Accidented’ Breasts Tribunal… Saturday, April 11, 2009
Amaechi and the elders of Rivers Sunday, April 5, 2009
Why can’t Akunyili just leave us alone?
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Martin Agbaso can change his mind but... Sunday, March 15, 2009
Don’t toast a bushman Saturday, March 7, 2009
We, the opposition Sunday, March 1, 2009
Oga and the housegirl Saturday, February 28, 2009
All kidnappers must die Sunday, February 22, 2009
Lonely wives on Valentine’s Day Saturday, February 21, 2009
One Chance bus Sunday, February 15, 2009
Prodigal dads and mums (2) Saturday, February 14, 2009
In case Alaere Alaibe is reading this… Sunday, February 08, 2009
Prodigal dads and mums Saturday, February 07, 2009
Before Satan settles in Abuja Sunday, February 01, 2009
Daily dopers Saturday, January 31, 2009
Our budget of discovery Sunday, January 25, 2009
Hard nuts Saturday, January 24, 2009
Oshodii Sunday, January 18, 2009
Igboto Nma Sunday, January 11, 2009
Wanna lose your man? Saturday, January 10, 2009
‘Our New Year Resolutions’ Sunday, January 4, 2009
May our men change in 2009 Saturday, January 3, 2009
Happiness is… Sunday, December 28, 2008
Years of bondage (2) Sunday, December 21, 2008
Offering time... Saturday, December 20, 2008
Years of bondage (1) Sunday, December 14, 2008
A fate worse than death Saturday, December 13, 2008
As Nigeria disappears Sunday, December 7, 2008
Love or respect Saturday, December 6, 2008
I was just wondering… Sunday, November 30, 2008
Confusion Saturday, November 29, 2008
Patriotic thieves Sunday, November 23, 2008
Wives of the rich also cry Saturday, November 22, 2008
Today is World Stealing Day Sunday, November 16, 2008
Who will give us hope? Sunday, November 9, 2008
Let the gods come to town Sunday, November 1, 2008
Disaster love zone Saturday, November 1, 2008
President’ Obama: What could it mean for black America? Sunday, September 26, 2008
The petrol attendant and his nozzle Saturday, September 6, 2008
Madam President Sunday, August 31, 2008
‘Who can deny you are God?’ Sunday, August 24, 2008
Let the heavens fall (1) Saturday, August 23, 2008
Crime pays, just don’t get caught Sunday, August 17, 2008
Under the influence of Cognac Sunday, August 10, 2008
Amaka’s Law Saturday, August 9, 2008
So what, if Nigeria breaks up? Sunday, August 3, 2008
Dear brothers in the creeks Sunday, July 27, 2008
Let’s take a holiday Sunday, July 20, 2008
Who are teachers anyway? Sunday, July 13, 2008
All we are sayings is…No more talk show Sunday, July 6, 2008
Let’s talk some more Sunday, June 29, 2008
It’s hard work being a mistress Saturday, June 28, 2008
Abacha was a choirboy Sunday, June 22, 2008
Her pound of flesh Saturday, June 21, 2008
Amala politics is better than salad politics — Adedibu Sunday, June 15, 2008
Rivers of pain Sunday, June 8, 2008
Of core investors and technical partners Saturday, June 7, 2008
My May 29 broadcast Sunday, June 1, 2008
‘My beautiful husband’ Saturday, May 31, 2008
365 days of evil spirits Sunday, May 25, 2008
Lonely female losers (LFL) Saturday, May 24, 2008
Black Thursday Sunday, May 18, 2008
Dying in active service Saturday, May 17, 2008
Can’t we have federal farms? Sunday, May 11, 2008
Second missionary journey Saturday, May 10, 2008
I love probes Sunday, May 4, 2008
What is the worth of a man’s life? Sunday, April 27, 2008
Wish you were somebody else’s wife? Saturday, April 26, 2008
PDP will rule forever Sunday, April 20, 2008
Taking your wife for granted? Saturday, April 19, 2008
Armed robbers have come a long way Sunday, April 13, 2008
Glamour Boys Sunday, April 12, 2008
Nigeria’s most wanted criminal (2) Sunday, April 6, 2008
Your turn Saturday, April 5, 2008
Nigeria’s most wanted criminals (1) Sunday, March 30, 2008
What’s your market value? Saturday, March 29, 2008
God, Nigeria’s not working Sunday, March 23, 2008
Going off my rockers Sunday, March 9, 2008
Four wolves and a lamb Sunday, March 2, 2008
Evils men do at Valentine Saturday, February 16, 2008
Soulless policemen Thursday, February 14, 2008
Beyond the self-righteous drama Saturday, February 9, 2008
Why should we win Nations Cup? Thursday, February 7, 2008
Here comes another Nuhu Thursday, January 31, 2008
Bad bad things are happening Thursday, January 24, 2008
Letter to Mr President on tourism Thursday, January 17, 2008