Deflowering a virgin
By Juliana Francis [juliesunnews@yahoo.com ]
Sunday, May 29, 2005

Believe me, the idea of writing this topic wasn’t mine! I’m not exactly a saint as you well know, but I’m neither a scarlet babe. Or do you think I am?
I got a hot mail from a fan. A female fan at that. She wanted to know how a babe could be deflowered. The pains and pleasure of it. I saved the mail on my desk top with the hope of publishing it for your consumption, but a wicked person deleted it.

That was one of the things that have made me determine to save most of my salary, so that I can get a laptop. No privacy on a computer that everybody has access to. If any of you out there has a Tokunbo (second) laptop you wish to sell, please do let me know.
Listen to this: "You first put a finger into the opening. If it’s too tight, you use a facilitator.

Then slide in two fingers. Slide it in and out slowly. Try inserting the third. It entered? Good! Now try the fourth and fifth finger. Keep sliding in and out gently, until you are satisfied with the result…That’s the way to wash a glass cup using Omo detergent." That was the crazy text message my friend, Babatope Ojo sent me!
I’m sure you guys interpreted the message wrongly. But sincerely, did you guys think he was talking of…Haba! How come its only naughty thoughts that fill your heads? Shame on you all!
My fan wanted to know how to go about it or what to do, but Juliana Francis had never had the privilege to deflower anybody. Wish I had! Heard the babe or guy could love you forever if you handle it well. Please I don’t want to talk about my own horrible experience of losing my virginity. Hated the son of a bitch after the act. Nay, don’t want to talk about it.

It might bring back the forgotten nightmares. I remember a story a guy told me. He said the day his old mother saw him entering his room with a babe, the old woman, thinking her darling son was still wet behind the ears in sexual matters, pressed her ears closed to his locked door. After waiting for 15 minutes, she was shaking her head regretfully, no doubt, worried her son would die never knowing the pleasure buried between a female loin, when she heard the babe moan. No! I don’t know whether it was from pleasure or pains. Will you just listen and stop interrupting?…Good…the excited mama shouted from behind the door," My pikin, use Vaseline! Use Vaseline!" I don’t know if the story was true or not. I do know however that some sort of lubrication would be needed if the new hole was to be christened properly and without pains.

Personally, the best lubricant to use in such occasion is the liquid dropping from the third eye snake of the Romeo. Exercise a lot of patience to make sure she enjoys it. The thing about deflowering a babe is that the first experience could either make or mar her future enjoyment of sex. Believe me, I know what I am talking about. The yam and knife is in the hands of the man. Handled roughly, she could end up having a sexual inhibition.

One major inhibition could be lack of enjoyment and interest in sex. This could be the greatest crime against a babe. Forget about your over eager manhood for now and take that sister through the four walls of erotic pleasures. But if you really dig her and want her first experience with you to be the bomb, I suggest you give her a douse of cunnilingus before you get down to the bases of gently breaking the hymen. You of course know by now, what I mean by cunnilingus? The caressing of the woman’s clitoris with the tongue! If both of you engage in cunnilingus and fellatio, it’d do both of you good. If she’s a real virgin (we have many fakes, who used alum to tighten their vagina walls), she might balk at cunilingus but if you equally introduced fellatio alongside cunninligus, I bet she’d give it a try.

Whatever you do, don’t force an entry! You could try to make her want you badly to beg for it. Horny feeling does not know a virgin or an old hand, but I haste to add that an old hand feels the hunger and pangs for sex more than a novice. You know what? I’ve always seen sex as a natural aspect of every human being. It is inside of us. That animalistic feeling, just waiting to uncurl from its sleeping state by a caressing and fondling hand. I bet that’s why once the virgin gets down to the deep structure, she instinctively starts to thrust in and out without being told. But it is not for me to say these things.

Let me ask some of the men how they deflowered virgins. But one thing I do know is that it could be painful. Quite painful depending on the guy who is showing you the ropes. Some men are insensitive. If you’re a virgin, I pray that the man who would finally do you the honour does not turn out to be a brute and one who does not know how to pleasure a babe. A considerate lover could make you want it everyday, but the yeye one would make you dread going to visit him at home. My experience was a horrible nightmare! How was yours? Indeed, I never knew lovemaking could be pleasurable until I got to this Methuselah age. Hum, poor me! Now I can’t even have the pleasure of enjoying it for long. Know why? My old bones are beginning to complain of age. Can you imagine the stamina it takes to meet a lover’s thrust for thrust? It’s always a real war. Now hear these guys…

One: "Some people use petroleum jelly to help lubricate the vaginal so that they can have easy access to the interior of what they want to get at. The Hausas for example, use tight cloth to tie around the belly of the woman. The idea is to make the vaginal to open wider, so that the ladies won’t feel pains. (What the heck is this brother saying? What if the babe faints because she couldn’t breath? Imagine holding your breathe as the pleasure mounts and holding it again because one yeye wrapper is tied around you. What sort of tradition is that anyway?) As for me, I do it gently. I wouldn’t mind taking my time. Even if it takes days. I will take it day by day, until the hymen is broken."

Two: "I don’t kiss and tell. I wish I do, I would have told you my experience"
Three:" The first time I deflowered a girl, I didn’t believe she was one until I saw the blood. Though she had said no to my advances but I knelt down and begged her to give in to me. I noticed that it was a tough fight penetrating her. The second babe initially complained that it was painful but after penetration, she asked for it again. For seven days, she never missed coming to my place for it. I’m now a professional, I only need to slide in and I could tell if a girl is a virgin or not. I also noticed that I had bruises from such encounters. I heard people use cream but I don’t. Another thing is that if you’re handling a virgin, you could allow her to fondle you until you come. Make sure the semen is poured right into her core. It will act as a lubricant."

Four: " The only way to deflower a babe is to make love to her the same way people make love. Nothing special."
Five:" The use of Vaseline is necessary. If penetration is still difficult, you try the two-finger method. (Sho! Two finger wetin?) Join the two fingers and pushed gently into her. It will tear the hymen. Then penetration will follow. Pains are inevitable, but Vaseline reduces the pains. Foreplay is very important. If she’s dry, it could be very painful for both of you. Get her ready."
Six: " It’s a baptism by fire! The Vaseline lubricants the vaginal walls. Sort of softens the hard tissues of the vaginal. It hastens penetration. Without Vaseline, it could be hell."

Seven: " I don’t know, I can’t answer that questions."
Eight: " It could be tough on both parties. I remember the day, I attempted to deflower a virgin. We were both sweating like Xmas goats. After all efforts, I couldn’t penetrate. She told me a spiritual padlock was used by her father to lock her to safeguard her virginity. She said a lot of men had tried and failed. Penetration was simply impossible. We did other things and left penetration."

Are you folks getting bored or do I go on? Why are they all going on and on about Vaseline? Nobody has said anything about the use of honey? Do you want me to explain about the use of honey in love making ? Though not really a virgin restriction. Mail me if you’re interested in knowing more….