Andy Uba, hell no!
By Okey Ndibe (E-mail: okeyndibe@gmail.com)
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Emmanuel Nnamdi (alias Andy) Uba sought to lure the Supreme Court into committing
judicial suicide, but the wise justices looked him straight in the face and
said, “Andy Uba, hell no!”
Exactly a week ago today, the nation’s final court dismissed Mr. Uba’s
arrogant, contemptible and self-indulgent petition that asked the justices to
collaborate in his morally, legally and politically reprehensible scheme to
return to the gubernatorial seat in Awka. Reading the verdict, Justice Aloysius
Katsina Alu comforted Nigerians by stating that it was the court’s “final
judgment on this matter.” In a veiled rebuke to Uba, the justice contended
that the “argument that we should hear the matter on its merit is an invitation
for us to embark on a wild goose chase.”
By squelching Uba’s inordinate gubernatorial fantasy, the justices gave
long-suffering Nigerians a rare cause for exuberant cheer. If the justices had
made the calamitous error of facilitating Uba’s illegitimate inheritance
of the governor’s office, they would have done grave damage to the already
dented image of the judiciary. For one, they would have empowered the narrative
that Nigeria’s judiciary prostitutes itself to the highest bidder. They
would have exposed the nation’s highest court to profound ridicule and
deepened the impression that Nigeria’s principle of justice is rooted
in the cash-and-carry culture. In effect, the judiciary, which (thanks to too
many unscrupulous judges) is already viewed with considerable suspicion, would
have engaged in the moral equivalent of suicide.
Thank goodness that the justices had the judicial flair and moral capital to
rebuff Uba’s deodorized temptation. Their repudiation of Uba’s cash-driven
ethics and their frustration of the man’s device to wangle himself into
power at all costs meant that the judiciary spoke in a voice that echoed that
of the majority of Nigerians. For, this was a case in which so much was at stake,
and Nigerians were riveted.
Last June 14, the same justices delivered what was arguably the most enthusiastically
acclaimed verdict in Nigeria’s legal history. They had ordered that Uba
be immediately removed from his illicitly acquired governorship perch, and that
Governor Peter Obi continue his tenure till 2010.
In the wake of that judgment, a wave of celebration swept through Nigeria. Uba’s
rustication, it ought to be underscored, was not a victory merely for Peter
Obi. Nor was it an exclusive source of joy only for the people of Anambra who
had seen their democratic will nearly usurped by Uba. As an Hausa friend of
mine who called me from Kaduna said, Uba’s removal “is a triumph
for all Nigerians. There’s as much celebration in Kaduna and Sokoto as
in Awka.”
That mood of universal exhilaration soon turned into collective fear when it
was reported that Mr. Uba had returned to the Supreme Court to fish for a different
outcome and ruling. Armed with a plaintive petition, Uba and his lawyers importuned
the justices to jettison the verdict of June 14, 2007 and to proclaim Uba as
entitled to resume his interrupted revelry as governor.
It was a deplorable and nightmarish judicial adventure. Uba was goaded into
it, it seemed, by a few judicial eccentrics as well as some parasitic hangers-on
who well know about his faith in the supremacy of cash. Then Samson Uwaifo,
a retired Supreme Court justice, offered witting or unwitting encouragement
when he delivered a highly curious and maverick opinion that questioned the
legal soundness of his brother-justices’ first ruling that blitzed Uba
out of office.
It wasn’t long before rumours swirled to the effect that Uba was shopping
for lawyers who would anchor his ill-conceived case: An appeal to the Supreme
Court against a unanimous verdict of the Supreme Court. There were reports that
most lawyers approached to handle the case demurred, sensibly worried about
the potential negative impact on their professional resume.
At first, many of my friends and acquaintances doubted the plausibility of the
rumours about Uba’s intent to mount an obviously foolish legal campaign.
Not I. It seemed clear to me that a man of Uba’s ethical emptiness and
shadowy provenance was capable of anything, including embarkation on a politically
ruinous and legally jeopardous misadventure.
Even to a legal novice, the planks on which Uba finally staked out his appeal
appeared tenuous, if not laughable. He claimed that one of the justices, Pius
Aderemi, should not have sat on the seven-justice panel that deliberated on
his case and issued him a red card. Uba imputed bias to Justice Aderemi on the
most feeble and flimsy ground: That the justice was on the panel that affirmed
Governor Obi’s claim that he, not former governor Chris Ngige, had won
the gubernatorial election in 2003. In layman’s language, Uba was making
the jejune argument that, because Justice Aderemi rendered justice to Governor
Obi by removing Ngige in 2006, the justice’s sense of judgment had become
so beclouded in all matters Obi that the man could not be trusted to think fairly
and straight about the governor’s future antagonists.
Any law student who wishes to compile an anthology of the dumbest legal contentions
ought to consider this eminently qualified entry. Even if Aderemi were demonstrably
blinkered as alleged, Uba and his cohorts should still have been in no haste
to build an appeal on that “fact.” A more prudent petitioner than
Uba might have realized that Aderemi cast only one vote last June. Since the
six other equally sagacious colleagues joined him in a unanimous verdict, even
in the event that Aderemi’s single vote were invalidated, that would still
leave a six-zip deficit against Uba.
Uba’s other appellate ground, also manifestly specious and puerile, was
the insistence that the court had no jurisdiction, in the first place, to entertain
Obi’s challenge of the electoral commission’s illegal investiture
of Uba as governor. Uba had carried the day at the first two lower courts that
heard the case by persuading them to adopt, and parrot, the dangerous doctrine
of lack of jurisdiction.
There are occasions when a court may have sound reason to plead a lack of jurisdiction.
But judges who make a habit of ducking behind that mask in order to avoid their
constitutional mandate of making reasoned pronouncements on substantive questions
of law make themselves agents of anarchy. These evasive judges lend themselves
to forces out to pervert justice and democratic ethos, and help breed cynicism
as well as fertilize recourse to self-help, extra-judicial options.
Obi’s original suit raised an utterly important, and even fundamental,
question. It invited the judiciary, the interpreter of the Constitution, to
weigh in in order to settle the vexed question of what the nation’s supreme
document stipulates with regard to gubernatorial tenure. In Obi’s case,
it was not an idle or abstract question. Cheated out of nearly three years of
his tenure by a usurper governor, he—and indeed Nigerians at large—had
a direct and substantial interest in having the courts determine the terminus
of his tenure.
The lower court judges who shackled themselves with the ruse of lack of jurisdiction
ought to be ashamed of themselves. In squarely taking up the question, the Supreme
Court not only did the right thing. Its ultimate determination, beyond the satisfaction
of saving the people of Anambra State from the claws of an execrable yeoman,
is consonant with the tenets of democratic values and political propriety.
Uba’s disastrous second expedition to the Supreme Court was lent an air
of sordid drama by one Ifeanyi Okonkwo’s widely publicized allegation
that Governor Obi had bribed him with N10 million to withdraw as a party in
the original case. Citing the alleged inducement, Okonkwo asked the court to
dethrone Obi.
On first reading Okonkwo’s allegations, one felt an immediate and deep
flush of vicarious shame for the man. What manner of man would willingly exhibit
himself in such morally dim and unredeemed light? Here’s a man who reprehensibly
advertised himself—sworn on oath, no less—as a taker of bribes!
It was heartrending to behold the ebullience with which this man made a fool
of himself. Was he expecting the Swedes to decorate him this year with a new-fangled
Nobel Prize for Self-Debasement? So abominable was this man’s conduct
that the justices, traditionally reserved in manner and speech, were provoked
to abandon their accustomed verbal restraint. Taking turns, they bathed Okonkwo
with barbs, assailing him with such choice epithets as “a common crook,”
a man “not fit to live in a civilized society,” but only “fit
for…the jungle among animals.” In fact, we should ask, in sympathy
with the hapless animals: What sin did these animals commit to deserve this
man?
After such thorough drubbing, a man with an iota of self-esteem would voluntarily
disappear for a while from view, to give the society space to cleanse itself
of his toxic contamination. But in a political space birthed by the likes of
Obasanjo, Andy Uba and Maurice Iwu, we should expect Okonkwo to haunt the public
arena with greater regularity. Give him a year or so and he will appear on the
nomination list for ministers or ambassadorships. At any rate, he has just perversely
earned permanent inclusion in the ranks of “political stakeholders.”
Incapable of shaking off the self-entitlement of the Obasanjo days, Uba, through
his lawyer, warned that the last had not been heard of his case. What’s
next? A trip to the ECOWAS Court followed by a stop at the Queen’s court
on his way to the International Court of Justice at the Hague? Or an unprecedented,
record-breaking third appearance before the Supreme Court, armed with a larger
contingent of pricey lawyers?
On his part, Governor Obi has declared that “there is no winner or loser.”
He is entitled to his magnanimity, but it is important to state that there are
indeed winners and losers. The winners are the people of Anambra who have been
spared the imposition of the most reviled characters to ever seek to pollute
their political space. The winners are Nigerians who received an opportunity
to rejoice at the judicial unmasking of one of the sordid scandals wrought by
Obasanjo. The winners are young and impressionable Nigerians who have seen that
a man who flaunts sudden, stupendous and inexplicable wealth and who claims
a doctorate degree when he has not earned a first degree does not always get
away with his lies, schemes and scams.
There is a hall of shame for the losers as well. There are the so-called traditional
rulers and “prominent stakeholders” who, for love of lucre, proclaimed
Uba as the most qualified for governor. But the chief losers are Maurice Iwu,
who has written his name in infamy by conducting the world’s worst elections
in recent memory; Olusegun Obasanjo, who so despised the people of Anambra that
he wished them Uba as governor; and Uba himself, a man who is a walking personification
of falsehood. Uba was poised to bring woes, tribulations and gnashing of teeth
to a proud, enlightened people. Some of us said tufia! And the Supreme Court
agreed.