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Football stars across the world are in for another tough treat, as United Kingdom comes out with points system to cut influx of immigrants every year.
According to the UK Daily Mail newspaper, top players like Ronaldinho, Lionel Messi and as well as illiterate players from Africa could be refused entry into Britain, unless they can prove they speak good English.

Latest ruling by Britain’s government indicates that footballers signed from non-EU nations, including Nigeria and other West African countries, must be able to pass an English test before they can join Manchester United or Chelsea.

Brazilian, Argentine, Senegalese and South Korean footy wizards will be grilled on everyday phrases and simple conversation under a tougher, new, points-based immigration system aimed at slowing down the flood of foreigners into the country.

British ministers have decided sportsmen and women should not get special treatment under the new rules. It could spell the end of the invasion of extravagantly paid sportsmen from South America and elsewhere. Even in cases where foreign athletes do meet the criteria – speaking English, finding a willing employer and having enough cash to support themselves – they must secure approval from the sport’s governing body.

But one wonders just how many homegrown British footballers would actually pass the test? The clubs are doubtless relieved the rules apply to the likes of Carlos Tevez, rather than Jermaine Pennant. Then there is the much-maligned practice of “tapping up” potential targets. Now, overseas clubs only have to look out for English language tutors sneaking into their players’ villas to know that something is afoot.

Seriously, though, because this really is a serious subject, after all, the move would appear to be connected to a broader global crisis, which we shall refer to as “The Big Four and World Domination.”

Excuse the melodrama but it seems necessary, giving the absurd situation in which we find ourselves: we’re coming towards the end of one of the most memorable-ever seasons of English and European football, yet newspapers and websites are full of the most ludicrous twaddle.
Kevin Keegan started it all off with his interview after Chelsea beat his team on Monday night to set up a thrilling Barclays Premier league finale, and Sepp Blatter carried it on with a critique of this season’s Big Four-dominated Champions League.

"This league is in danger of becoming one of the most boring but great leagues in the world," said Keegan, with a turn of phrase which may have caught the ears of Britain’s new immigration invigilators.
He added: “The top four next year will be the same top four as this year."
Keegan may actually have got that bit right. Study the BPL league tables for the past decade and it’s easy to identify a trend towards the top four finishers accruing even more points than ever. In the season ending in 1998, they picked up 283 points between them. In 2001 they amassed 287. Now consider the totals for the past four seasons: 2005 yielded 316 points, in 2006 they grabbed 323 points, 2007 saw them slip slightly to 308, but this season has seen the Big Four earn 321 points with this weekend’s four games still to go.

But does that automatically make the BPL boring?
It depends what one wants. The billions of BPL fans worldwide apparently relish each season’s battle for the top spot involving the Big Four. Should they demand a competition in which as many as six or eight teams vie for the league title, then how about this proposal: let’s abolish the UEFA Cup and the Carling Cup.

In England, the Big Four have the resources in terms of squad strength to successfully compete in three or four different competitions without losing power but clubs like Everton and Aston Villa do not. Whenever they are involved in the UEFA Cup, their domestic seasons fall short of the top four finish they promise early in the campaign. Then you get a side like Tottenham who win the Carling Cup and effectively have nothing else to play for over the last three months of the season. Across Europe the UEFA Cup also exists to distract the next best teams outside the top four. Fiorentina's form has certainly suffered as a result of the UEFA Cup, which has allowed AC Milan to recapture fourth position.

I honestly believe there are clubs in every major European league which could break the dominance of the established powerhouses and, at the very least, focus on earning a champions league spot each season.

Now, let’s turn to Mr. Blatter.
“Shall we let the rich become richer and say nothing?” spluttered the man who lords over the cash cow that is FIFA.
"The big money is coming out of the Champions League. It's the biggest league in the world and practically 80 per cent of the income goes directly to the 32 participating clubs.
"The Champions League has been very successful financially but it has also favoured national inequality.”
Blatter was basically using this as an excuse to reiterate his proposal that teams field five homegrown players.

"This rule,” he declared, “will be fighting against the monopolies of clubs and leagues. We are not fighting the problem of money but for the identity of national teams."
It was unfortunate Mr. Blatter made those comments just days after Zenit St Petersburg smashed Bayern Munich 4–0 in the UEFA Cup. Yes, the same Bayern that spent 108 million dollars on players last summer.

UEFA president Michel Platini made a far more valid point recently –, as did Steve McMahon and our Football Focus pundits this week. They suggested the real danger posed by financial inequality in football comes not when clubs are able to buy the likes of Ronaldinho, Kaka and Messi but rather when the Big Four and their continental counterparts weaken smaller clubs by buying Scott Parker, Michael Carrick and Steve Sidwell and turning them into squad players.

Can the like of Keegan and Blatter convince talented players to shun big money moves to the Big Four? If they can come up with the rhetoric needed to convince the likes of Micah Richards or Gareth Barry of the need for loyalty ahead of financial advancement, then they will have passed my language test with flying colours.