ADVERTISEMENT
The Sun Nigeria
  • National
  • Columns
    • Broken Tongues
    • Capital Matters
    • Diabetes Corner
    • Duro Onabule
    • Femi Adesina
    • Frank Talk
    • Funke Egbemode
    • Insights
    • Kalu Leadership Series
    • Kunle Solaja
    • Offside Musings
    • PressClips
    • Public Sphere
    • Ralph Egbu
    • Shola Oshunkeye
    • Sideview
    • The Flipside – Eric Osagie
    • Tola Adeniyi
  • Business
  • Politics
  • Entertainment
  • The Sun TV
  • Sporting Sun
No Result
View All Result
  • National
  • Columns
    • Broken Tongues
    • Capital Matters
    • Diabetes Corner
    • Duro Onabule
    • Femi Adesina
    • Frank Talk
    • Funke Egbemode
    • Insights
    • Kalu Leadership Series
    • Kunle Solaja
    • Offside Musings
    • PressClips
    • Public Sphere
    • Ralph Egbu
    • Shola Oshunkeye
    • Sideview
    • The Flipside – Eric Osagie
    • Tola Adeniyi
  • Business
  • Politics
  • Entertainment
  • The Sun TV
  • Sporting Sun
No Result
View All Result
The Sun Nigeria
No Result
View All Result
ADVERTISEMENT
Home Columns

“Damn! Did ‘prim and proper’ Tobs just use a swear word?”

6th May 2018
in Columns
0
aware
0
SHARES
111
VIEWS
Share on FacebookShare on Twitter

I turned to find four pairs of eyes staring at me; all in admiration except a pair looking at me salaciously. I know I can’t trust being alone in a room with Zara, even though she hasn’t blatantly opened up about her sexual preference I sometimes feel she is a closet lesbian. “Tobs, you look absolutely divine in a wicked sexy way,” Jasmine cooed excitedly. We were rushed into a waiting G-Wagon.

My first glimpse of the Club, were dazzling gowns, studio-bred elegance and men who looked as if they wore dinner clothes every balmy night. Of course, glamour is always difficult to define. For me, it has to do with an elegant, understated style and a kind of ethereal sophistication. The people we saw at this exclusive Club can be described as timeless, retro beings or even having an old soul.

These people whether having a classy or edgy demeanour will remind you of the golden age. They could be said to also exude elegance without being vain and having a classic spirit or personality. “Welcome Ladies to my world and thank you for bringing my Princess to my Club opening,” I stood as if transfixed to the spot where I stood. Rick? Owner of this Club? That means he’s the owner of the luxurious pent house in the condominium. We were treated like Princesses that night and to be fair to Rick he did not crowd me, he was the perfect host.

When we got back to the pent house; the girls were in high spirit and it was way past midnight but nobody was ready to go to bed. “Let’s have a deep in the pool,” Bola suggested, always one for a swim irrespective of time and location. “How about we do it in our birthday suit?” Jasmine asked excitedly. “Hell No,” I said more forcefully than I intended before I could stop myself. “Damn! Did ‘prim and proper’ Tobs just use a swear word?” Zara asked laughing and rolling her eyes. I gave her a dark look but said nothing.

Responding to Zara’s taunt will be inviting a more raunchy response. It’s best to leave her and her depraved thoughts I smiled cynically but ‘madam’ was not done with me. “Scared? Or you have a skin irritation you don’t want us to see? Anyway you have always been scared of challenging me at anything,” Zara said haughtily. I saw red. “What did you say?” I asked coldly. “Why should I repeat myself?” Zara fired back aggressively. “Alright see you by the pool in five minutes,” I said with an unwavering look, staring eyeball to eyeball at her.

I regretted my action as soon as I got into ‘my room’ but I will not back down and give Zara the satisfaction of seeing my discomfort I vowed silently. Oh dear I forgot all about Kaycee, I don’t think skinny dipping in the pool at 1.00am in the morning is her idea of fun. Too late I have already accepted the challenge. Zara and the girls were waiting by the pool all wrapped in fluffy white towels, when I got there with the exception of Kaycee who wore the bum shorts and tank top we wore for lunch.
I used my toe to test the water, unbelievable, it was warm! I then dropped my towel and dived in but not before seeing Zara lick her lips alluringly. “Tobs are your hips getting bigger or what? Damn girl, you’re beautiful! No wonder Rick and Dennis want to die ‘on top your matter,” Jasmine said with an American slur, laughing and ending in our local lingo before joining me, Bola and Zara in the pool. I knew Zara’s attitude was intentional so I carefully avoided her in the pool.

Bola, Zara and Jasmine ordered for margaritas and sat by the poolside sipping while Kaycee had freshly squeezed oranges. “Voi ragazze potete far impazzire un uomo,” Rick said hoarsely in Italian; meaning ‘you girls can drive a man crazy’. I froze horrified while attempting to get out of the pool as I looked up and encountered Rick’s stormy eyes. “Hello kitten,” he said provocatively……Happy workers day! Hope you guys had a blast.

Rapheal

Rapheal

Related Posts

Winning with the Nigerian spirit
Columns

The Nation Newspaper’s Editorial on Mike Awoyinfa at 70: Ode to a master of the art

13th August 2022
Muslim-Muslim ticket: A dumb political move by APC
Columns

Inflation: Why CBN raised interest rate to support economic growth

13th August 2022
Ahmed Bola Tinubu, history and politics
Columns

Ahmed Bola Tinubu, history and politics

12th August 2022
Next Post
Ladies, this is how you know he’s for keeps

Ways to handle toxic in-laws

‘Young girls should value their virginity’

‘He is so, so weird’

business

Hey single girl, don’t be a patriarchy princess

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Highlights

Buhari launches national management doctrine

Insecurity, oil theft more pressing than all Muslim ticket – Uzodimma

Enugu lawmakers, CSOs fault sexuality education bill

2023: PDP govs, leaders divided over Ayu

Abuja-Kaduna train: Terrorists reneged after we met their demands –Presidency

Okwaraji: Sports Minister celebrates fallen hero, 33 years after

Trending

End protest now, Tinubu tells youths
Politics

2023: Yoruba groups divided over Tinubu, others

13th August 2022
0

From Oluseye Ojo, Ibadan Ahead of the 2023 presidential poll, major socio-cultural and political organisations in the...

Activist, SAN battle Abia Poly over alleged ‘certificate racketeering’

Activist, SAN battle Abia Poly over alleged ‘certificate racketeering’

13th August 2022
… Leaves for EU-AU summit in Belgium

Rising cost of living: Southern, Northern, M-Belt elders raise the alarm

13th August 2022
Buhari launches national management doctrine

Buhari launches national management doctrine

13th August 2022
Insecurity, oil theft more pressing than all Muslim ticket – Uzodimma

Insecurity, oil theft more pressing than all Muslim ticket – Uzodimma

13th August 2022
ADVERTISEMENT

Follow us on social media:

Latest News

  • 2023: Yoruba groups divided over Tinubu, others
  • Activist, SAN battle Abia Poly over alleged ‘certificate racketeering’
  • Rising cost of living: Southern, Northern, M-Belt elders raise the alarm
  • Buhari launches national management doctrine
  • Insecurity, oil theft more pressing than all Muslim ticket – Uzodimma
  • Enugu lawmakers, CSOs fault sexuality education bill
  • 2023: PDP govs, leaders divided over Ayu
  • Abuja-Kaduna train: Terrorists reneged after we met their demands –Presidency
  • Okwaraji: Sports Minister celebrates fallen hero, 33 years after
  • My administration ‘ll end ASUU strikes –Atiku
  • Business mogul, Nasiru Danu’s unending honours
  • Insecurity: Abuja residents in panic mode
  • Climate change: Need for sustainable waste management policies in Africa
  • The Nation Newspaper’s Editorial on Mike Awoyinfa at 70: Ode to a master of the art
  • Gov Sanwo-Olu: Things I’ve done to keep Lagosians safe
  • Oko Oba slums where criminals are kings
  • Barcelona sell 24.5% of Barca Studios for €100M
  • Senator Umar Sadiq, APC chieftain: Hunger, unemployment, Hopelessness fuelling insecurity
  • Unusual wedding
  • Why we won’t send kids to spend holidays with friends, relatives: Nigerian parents say, the world is no longer safe

Categories

  • Abuja Metro
  • Anambra Watch
  • Arts
  • Broken Tongues
  • Business
  • Business Week
  • Cartoons
  • Citizen Joe
  • Columns
  • Cover
  • Culture
  • Duro Onabule
  • Editorial
  • Education Review
  • Effect
  • Elections
  • Entertainment
  • Events
  • Features
  • Femi Adesina
  • Food & Drinks
  • Frank Talk
  • Funke Egbemode
  • Gallery
  • Global Square by Kenneth Okonkwo
  • Health
  • Insights
  • Kalu Leadership Series
  • Kunle Solaja
  • Kunle Solaja
  • Letters
  • Lifeline
  • Lifestyle
  • Literary Review
  • Marketing Matters
  • Muiz Banire
  • National
  • News
  • Offside Musings
  • Opinion
  • oriental news
  • Politics
  • Press Release
  • PressClips
  • Public Sphere
  • Ralph Egbu
  • Shola Oshunkeye
  • Sideview
  • South-west Magazine
  • Sponsored Post
  • Sporting Sun
  • Sports
  • Sun Girl
  • Tea Time
  • The Flipside – Eric Osagie
  • The Sun Awards Live
  • The Sun TV
  • Thoughts & Talks
  • Time Out
  • Today's cover
  • Tola Adeniyi
  • Travel
  • Travel & Tourism
  • Trending
  • TSWeekend
  • Turf Game
  • Uncategorized
  • Updates
  • Views from Abroad
  • Voices
  • World
  • World News
  • About Us
  • Paper Ad Rate
  • Online Ad Rate
  • Change of Name
  • The Team
  • Contact Us
  • Privacy Policy

© 2019 The Sun Nigeria - Managed by Netsera.

No Result
View All Result
  • National
  • Columns
    • Broken Tongues
    • Capital Matters
    • Diabetes Corner
    • Duro Onabule
    • Femi Adesina
    • Frank Talk
    • Funke Egbemode
    • Insights
    • Kalu Leadership Series
    • Kunle Solaja
    • Offside Musings
    • PressClips
    • Public Sphere
    • Ralph Egbu
    • Shola Oshunkeye
    • Sideview
    • The Flipside – Eric Osagie
    • Tola Adeniyi
  • Business
  • Politics
  • Entertainment
  • The Sun TV
  • Sporting Sun

© 2019 The Sun Nigeria - Managed by Netsera.