MAJOR 419 UTUEKE: Sir, illNeck is blowing in the wind, and the greatest 419 player on stage is that short chairman, whose sartorial preference is Khaki on Khaki. As usual, he was on the world balcony deceiving himself … and we the yahoo yahoo game masters were really entertained. He would like the illNeck to apologise to the more than eighty political parties, who collected millions from illNeck but most of the time failed to present Candidates; these parties are busy endorsing the P-Ndi P criminals and the lawless broom sticking party. Sir, let the these shameless actors face the court marshal!
WOII OKON BASSEY: General, I want to welcome and escort into the engine room an “Amicus Curie” ….. The name of Ik ’Wosu….. the son of “Wosu …. He is an Investment Portfolio authority… he is here to advise on the impact on the Economy, the negative Reputation for the country, by the sudden cancellation of the exercise.
BRIGARDIAR ONE-LEG ATAMUNA: Before I recognize the Amicus Curie, GSO, investigate the IllNeck since the appointment of that Gaddam Chair; who is always Running his mouth like Gowon, that money was never his problem. Check and report to this Court, how many elections in his short tenure did he complete? How many Elections has his office conducted without those elections ending in an “Inconclusive” note? Out of those mere State Elections he concluded how did
The Trial Of The General ……(I)
(…… At On the Niger, Regimental Headquarters of the SUN Brigade, Brigadier General One Leg, Atamuna, Col. Tongue Cutter Boko Haram, Major Olajide Ola Kampo, Major 419 Utueke and WOII, Okon Bassey…. trudging along from the rear. At the background Fela resurrected, the regimental engine Room was pelted by his lyrics…… When rat see cat and decides to contest the open space ….. na Palava e de find, and na Palava e go get…..)
BRIGADIER ONE LEG ATAMUNA: GSO! Give me the SITREP and kill that Fela music! This is Military ‘O’ Headquarters, not a dancing club.
Col Boko Haram: As the GSO of the Regiment, I have confirmed Report that the closed land borders especially the North East are now threatened. So much is the threat that the Ill Neck in the night cancelled the elections!
Woii Okon Bassey: ABASI DOO! Who cancel election for nite?
Col Olajide Olakampo: A National Disgrace.
Sir, the Sitrep is trouble …. We must move it now the Python dance, Crocodile dance, the Scorpion dance Divisions, move them all! L.
Brigadier Atamuna: GSO Mount the Parade and put the entire Regiment on Red Alert!
I declare a state of exigency and give you 24 hours and pick up the ill Neck Chairman and arraign him before my Military Court!
Col Olakampo Olajide: Sir, you cannot court marshal and independent parasatal. In as much as that body has disgraced our country the military has no business…..
Brigadier Atamuna: The Nigerian daily abbreviations in all aspects of life reached unprecedented dimensions when those gentlemen in work UK black darkness went on the air, before some multiple international observer groups and announced the postponement of an election he had collected huge amount of money of which comaparable
Comparable budget of seven African National annual budgets, Achebe had demonstrated that as long as Aneke the bird has learnt to fly about without perching, the hunter would be firing about without targeting. That bloody Civilian who up till now does not understand the impact of his cancellation on the economy, that 11th hour of the excercies should be brought as ordered!
Major 419 Utuete: Sir the Silrep is not complete
Amicus Curie: The last cancellation cost the nation over six billion dollars; Nigerians loss of Reputation in the eyes of the international community. The GNP was destroyed and we directly lost over two billion dollars and the multiple consequent losses led to low ditching of investments and as of now the country’s blacklisting has stretched to affect the ECOWAS regional market.
Wo11 Okon Bassey: Dis Oyibo Eonomatches, nahim spoil de army MAJOR 419 UTUEKE: Nnamdi my brother at the end will be glorified by both the Nigerians and the Biafrans. He told us that all these all neck exercise will come to naught. All of you blaming III neck should tell themselves some truth which of the Nigerian departments, Ministries or parasatals in working. The burearay is crippled. The police department or the customs is putrid and handcuffed by corruption our Armed forces is impotent, pinned down by the regtag Boko Haram. The judiciary has fallen from grace, our education, health transport systems are ghetto. I we annot run a census, we cannot conduct an election even if we post phone till the 23rd the election end? Did any of the announced Losers pick up the phone to congratulate the winners or did the Losers rush to the Court?
Col Olakamkpo Olajide: Maintain that the Illneck cannot be lawfully dragged to a Military Court at this time to face whatever charges as we have no legs to sit in judgment over them. Your action will end in futility. I would rather advise we give the Chairman the benefit of doubt and wait for the 23rd and the Ides of March. As the Arbiter, he would not resign, let him save his soul the country and go ahead and conduct a credible election on the 23rd. If he fails again on the 23rd, this Trial will expand. To the Trial of the General Vs the People of the Land! I Major Olajide Olakamkpo will be the Prosecutor General of that Court Marshal arraignment.
Major 419 Utueke: It is for the good of everybody in this wobbling, cascading ship that every nation finds its own way.
Nothing is working and the Captain of this sinking ship does not care a hoot….. Nnamdi my brother
Brigadier Atamuna; as where g cannot mount this parade and allow you cross your lines. Major 419 your fundamental human right does not give you the license to tempt my patriotism and my sworn oath to protect the constitution and the sovereiguly of the Nigerian entity. Any further repartee on your secessionist propaganda would elecit from my command further bloody expeditions of the python and crocodile danen entity. Any further repartee on your secessionist propaganda would elicit from my command further bloody expeditions of the python and crocodile Dance divisions to your Biafra land!
To you, Col, Olagide Olakampo.
Brigadier One Leg Atamuna: The 23rd of February marks another landmark in the history of this Nigerian Federation. Like the Abiola unexpected revolutionary episode, your people either way would make a resounding decision. Join the earth quake movement of the suffering masses as was seen in volcano of Kano, in the Sokoto overflow, in Gombe, in Daura and in Jalingo saying it loud to the now attentive, observing, interested world; that Nigeria is returning to its Promise, to lead the black world, the African Continent, to compete with the other developing and developed civilization like Korea, India. China, Singapore, Malaysia, Dubai and Brazil, contributing our own to the development of the world.
It is for the good of everybody in this wobbling, cascading ship that every nation find its way.
Nothing is working and the capture of this sinking ship do not care a hoot…..
Brigadier Atamuna; As where g cannot mount this parade and allow you cross your lines. Major 419 your fundamental human right does not give you the license to tempt my patriotism and my sworn oath to protect the constitution and the sovereiguly of the Nigerian entity. Any further repartee on your secessionist propaganda would elecit from my command further bloody expeditions of the python and crocodile danen entity. Any further repartee on your secessionist propaganda would elecit from my command further bloody expeditions of the python and crocodile Dance divisions to your Biafra land!
To you, Col, Olagide Olakampo